Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed   Similar events in cities across America   Events which bore a striking resemblance   To the ones you have just seen began occurring      Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed   Unsuspecting jerks from Maine to California   Made the acquaintance of a new breed of flytrap   And got sweet-talked into feeding it blood      Thus the plants worked their terrible will   Finding jerks who would feed them their fill   And the plants proceeded to grow and grow   And begin what they came here to do   Which was essentially to      Eat Cleveland   And Des Moines   And Peoria   And New York   And where you been      They may offer you fortune and fame   Love and money and instant acclaim   But whatever they offer you   Don't feed the plants      They may offer you lots of cheap thrills   Fancy condos in Beverly Hills   But whatever they offer you   Don't feed the plants      Lookout, here comes Audrey Two   Lookout, here I come for you      Hold your hat and hang onto your soul   Somethin's comin' to meet the world whole   If we fight it, we still got a chance      But whatever they offer you   Tho' they're sloppin' the trough for you   Please whatever they offer you   Don't feed the plants      We'll have tomorrow   Don't feed the plants