A little lady standin' next to me   Isn't she a pretty thing?   I'm the one who put that ring on her left hand      Another fella can tip his hat   And I'm as gentle as a pussycat   But let it go much further than that and he's a dead man      'Cause that's a good way, that's a real good way   That's a good way to get on my bad side      A politician on my TV   He says he's only lookin? out for me   He says he knows what the poor man needs in the long run      But every year he gives himself a raise   With a chunk of every buck I make   Now he's talkin' like he wants to take my shotgun      Well, that's a good way, that's a real good way   That's a good way to get on my bad side      I ain't looking for no trouble   Don?t wanna start no fight   Don?t want more than I got comin?   I only wanna do what?s right      Just treat me like I treat you   And we?ll get along just fine   But mister, take one step across that line      And that's a good way, that's a real good way   That's a good way to get on my bad side      I like Van Halen and I like George Jones   Charlie Daniels and the Rolling Stones   And Bocephus, when he rocks and rolls still kills me      There ought to be a law against cowboy rap   And all that boy band crap   A little sissy in a cowboy hat ain't country, no      But that's a good way, that's a real good way   That's a good way to get on my bad side   Yeah, that's a real good way to get on my bad side      That's a good way, that's a real good way   That's a good way to get on my bad side   That's a good way, that's a real good way   That's a good way to get on my bad side