I don't play me no love songs   'Cause I ain't in love today   No I don't play me no train songs   'Cause I ain't goin' away   I don't play me no gospel songs   The good Lord knows the truth   I'm in a real bad mood      I don't play me no rock 'n' roll   I don't I want to dance   Don't play me no hillbilly   'Cause I'm too blue for grass   And that cheesy easy listenin' stuff   Is for elevator fools   I'm in a real bad mood      I'm in a funk, sunk   In a pool of pitiful   I got the mange, I'm a chain   Son, you don't wanna pull   You won't cross this old yard dog   If you know what's good for you   Yeah I'm in a real bad mood   Yes I am      I don't want no beans and taters   I ain't got no appetite   And 'em cold store bought tomatoes   Lord, they just make me want to fight   Yeah I want to chew on somethin'   No I ain't just a little uptight   I'm in a real bad mood      Well, well   I'm in a funk, sunk   In a pool of pitiful   I got the mange, I'm a chain   Son, you don't wanna pull   You won't cross this old yard dog   If you know what's good for you   I'm in a real bad      Funk, I'm sunk   In a pool of pitiful   I got the mange, I'm a chain   Son, you don't wanna pull   And I don't cross this old yard dog   If you know what's good for you   And you and you and you   I'm in a real bad mood      Yeah, I want to chew on somethin'   Honey anybodys ass will do   Well I'm in a real bad mood   I'm in a real bad mood