Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me   Do it in my van every Sunday   She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go   Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!      Oh Scotty doesn't know!   So don't tell Scotty!   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   So don't tell Scotty!      Fiona says she's out shopping   But she's under me   And I'm not stopping      Because Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   So don't tell Scotty!   Scotty doesn't know!   Don't tell Scotty!      I can't believe he's so trusting   While I'm right behind you thrusting   Fiona's got him on the phone   And she's trying not to moan   It's a three-way call and he knows nothing, nothing!      Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   So don't tell Scotty!   ?Cause Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   So don't tell Scotty!      We'll put on a show!   Everyone will go!   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!      The parkin' lot, why not?   It's so cool when you're on top!   His front lawn in the snow   Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!      I did her on his birthday      Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   So don't tell Scotty!   Scotty doesn't know!      Scotty will know!   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty's gotta know!   I'm gonna tell Scotty!   Gonna tell him myself!      Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty has to   Scotty has to   Scotty has to go!      Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   (So don't tell Scotty!)   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   (So don't tell Scotty!)   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't, Scotty doesn't   Scotty doesn't      (Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!)      (Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty doesn't know!   Scotty's gotta go!)