[Chorus]   When you see somebody stumbling when they walk by   Tell 'em "hey kid, walk straight, master your high" - Slick Rick   Droolin from the mouth with them bloodshot eyes   Tell 'em "hey kid, walk straight, master your high"   You took a half of shrooms and now you bout to cry?   "Hey kid, walk straight, master your high"   Can't remember a thing no matter how hard you try   "Hey kid, walk straight, master your high"      First you start mumbling   Then you start stumbling   Then your motor skills start malfunctioning   Could it be the intake   Of the chemical that makes your body shake   All over, so critical   First one running to the bar   To get a drink   First one hanging out the car   Chunky pink   Really paralyzed, numb up and sedated   Moving with that rubber band body when you faded   Smoke about an ounce of weed   Drank ten beers, it's just a   Matter of time before you start getting the fears   You can't steer? (you can't steer?)   You can't hear? (you can't hear?)   You ain't here, you can't steer clear?   You wanna go home?      [Chorus]   When you see somebody stumbling when they walk by   Tell 'em "hey kid, walk straight, master your high" (-Slick Rick, 'Hey   Young World' (I think))   Droolin from the mouth with them bloodshot eyes   Tell 'em "hey kid, walk straight, master your high"   You took a half of shrooms, you think you gon die?   "Hey kid, walk straight, master your high"   Can't remember a thing no matter how hard you try   "Master your high"      First you smoke indo   Then some chocolate   But the gin and juice got you skyrocketing   Yo, can I get a Long Island?   Who got the bud?   Now you wanna lay it down   In the club   You supposed to be a thug drinking thug passion   But you can barely push it to the house   Without crashing   Now, you know better   Than getting that saucy   Trying to mix tequila   With kamekaze and bossy (?)   Fudge brownies   With ganja butter   Then you wanna hit the bone?   Your eyes flutter   Yo, she had a happy face   On her ecstacy   She started touching her private place   While she standing next to me   You shoulda had one drink   Like your girl   Now you in the bathroom   Calling Earl   Oh, now you got the spins,   The head-twirls   Underestimate your high   It rocked your world      [Chorus]   When you see somebody stumbling when they walk by   Tell 'em "hey kid, walk straight, master your high" (-Slick Rick, 'Hey   Young World' (I think))   Droolin from the mouth with them bloodshot eyes   Tell 'em "hey kid, walk straight, master your high"   You took a half of shrooms and now you bout to cry?   "Hey kid, walk straight, master your high"   Can't remember a thing on the acid fry   "Master your high"      First you need oxygen   For circulation   Then you need agua   Rejuvination   Maybe you should eat something   But nothing spicy   Maybe try a cold thai   Nice and icy   Now you can't leave here   You can barely open doors   Maybe take a shower   Open your pores   Just try to shake it off   Have some activity   Get your shit together   Then come back to the festivities   I'm not saying don't get high   Cuz that's on you   I'm just saying if you don't get high   Then what to do?   See, my friend right here   Can hold his liquor   But my friend right here   Is getting sicker   So, he started beef with my homie over what?   Took this fool to the house   To sober up   Maybe you should listen up,   Heed the warning   Or you gonna wake up sick as fuck   In the morning      God DAMN!