I tell you I didn't do it 'cause I wasn't there   Don't blame me, it just isn't fair   You listen to their side, now listen to mine   Can't think of a story, sure, you'll find me sometime      Now pass the blame and don't blame me   Just close your eyes and count to three   (One, two, three)   Then I'll be gone and you'll forget   The broken window, TV set      It wasn't me either, I'm just his mate   He told me to stand here and watch the gate   I've got a wife and three kids you know   They'll tell you I'm straight, at least I think so   I'm as honest as the day is long   The longer the daylight, the less I do wrong      Now pass the blame and don't blame me   Just close your eyes and count to three   (One, two, three)   Then I'll be gone and you'll forget   The broken window, TV set      Pass the blame and don't blame me   Just close your eyes and count to three   (One, two, three)   Then I'll be gone and I'll forget   That what you give is what you get      Pass the blame and don't blame me   Just close your eyes and count to three   (One, two, three)   Then I'll be gone and you'll forget   The broken window TV set      Pass the blame and don't blame me   Just close your eyes and count to three   (One, two, three)   Then I'll be gone and I'll forget   That what you give is what you get