One night in a cold sweat   I heard the call   So without fear and free from fright   I walked tall   As I crept the passages   Only just but faint   In and out of the central heating   It came and then went      Samantha, samantha dear   I have to be gone   Samantha, oh samantha dear   But ooh, she slept on      Well I've itched a thousand itches   But this one tops them all   While crouched down with an ear to the ground   I saw the call      Springing up in disbelief   The supension spilt   And peering in a bathroom mirror   Hung the men with guilt      Samantha, samantha dear   I have to be gone   Samantha, oh samantha dear   But ooh, she slept on      One night in a cold sweat   I heard the call   So without fear and free from fright   I walked tall      Samantha, samantha dear   I have to be gone   Samantha, oh samantha dear   But      Samantha, samantha dear   I have to be gone   Samantha, oh samantha dear   But      There were all sorts of funny faces   Being pulled   But mine was the funniest face      Samantha, samantha dear   I have to be gone   Samantha, oh samantha dear   But ooh, she slept on