A sorting office in the Old Kent Road   Caters from coast to most   A nice little number if you're out of work   And aren't the sort to boast      You're in need of a job, bob-a-job, rob-a-job   I'm your man to see   I'll sit I'll listen I'll not say a word   The less said would be best for we      Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys   Ooh, I've been a naughty boy      We don't want to mark each other's card   Except the one you need   I need you and your returns to help   Build my company      My twins work Brighton on a sunny day   They cover town with the shake of a hand   On a high come back 'cause of no come back   Now they're working in the promised land      Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys   Ooh, I've been a naughty boy      The Allied Irish, The Cyprus Bank   India Bank, The Bank of Turkey   United Bank, The People's Bank   To catch the worm you got to be up early      Temporarily out of bounds had to move the office   Clear out of town   For every problem there's a solution   And I can do without constitution      Dealing cards from the Old Kent Road   I've been checked up on my heavy load   You can go but be back soon   I'll have some work for you to groom      Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys   Ooh, I've been a naughty boy      Trustees Bank, Barclay's Bank   The Nat West Bank, The Midland Bank   The Bank Of Scotland, Williams and Glyn's   Bureau de Change, The People's Bank      Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys   Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys      Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys   Ooh, I've been a naughty boy