(yoohoo, etc. oh hello. hello.)      I read a brand new paper   About a man who had a thousand guns   Lived in the southern states   Ran away from everyone   Felt it wasn't safe   Even in the southern states      I read a brand new paper   Walking down my own street   The man with a thousand guns   Has taken to his feet   He felt it wasn't safe   Even in the southern states      He thought that he might die   But was he frightened by   Anyone with a gun?    Well, every stranger's danger   Everybody has one   But alone and hungry   He couldn't eat his.....   Guns      I watched my television   Sitting on the floor   The window man was watching   Me and a million more   He read me the news   Someone's getting abused      He thought that we might die   He wasn't frightened why   Everyone has a bomb   It's a passing danger   Or so he said   Everybody has one   Care to see or just wait   (that's just great)