Let's get it all together now      How to play golf   I'll give you one tip (?)   How to play golf   I'll give you one tip (?)   Hit the ball away from you (swing!)      The ball is teed up   The ball is teed up   Start out with a drive   Heave at the ball      How to play golf   (swing!)   How to play golf      You ever take turf? Just a little turf, just a little turf   You ever take turf? I said I take turf all the time      You gotta (swing!) grip correctly, you gotta cock these wrists   You gotta grip correctly, you gotta have good footwear      Shove your right foot out   Turn the right foot in   Shove your right foot out   Heave at the ball      The ball is teed up   The ball is teed up   Start out with a drive   Heave at the ball      The ball is teed up   The ball is teed up   Start out with a drive   Heave at the ball      (swing! clack! Yeah! Alright!)      It's just a difficult day   And don't let anybody ever, ever tell you any different