This song is about the night I was watching a documentary about Aztecs, and realised that llamas can walk up steps without help      She had really big ears   Not the kind you'd normally see   When you're walking down the street   Yeah she had really big ears      Oh yeah, she was sitting on her own   In the corner of the club   I said 'Do you know Noddy?'   Yeah she had really big ears      That's what she had      I took her back to my house   She couldn't fit through the door   She had to turn her head sideways   Yeah she had really big ears      I got her onto the bed   And tried to take her dress off   It wouldn't fit over her head   Yeah she had really big ears      Really big ears      That's what she had      So I killed her in her sleep   And I cut her ears right off   They made really good hubcaps   Yeah she had really big ears      Yeah she had really big ears      Really big ears      That's what she had