I promise you a happy ending   Like the ones that you see on the screen   So if you had a bad beginning   Love will come out winning in the closing scene      And when you find it rough contending   With the grind that the world puts us through   I can promise you a happy ending   That has you, loving me, loving you      I promise you a happy ending   Like the one you've been dreaming about   Where vows are vowed and knots are knotted   And the preachers potted as the reel runs out      And so I'm strongly recommending   That you pack up your old point of view   I can promise you a happy ending   That has you, loving me, loving you      Well, that's it kid, not so funny huh?   But then, you always did want a love story, didn't you?   Well, let me just add one [Incomprehensible] touch   I love you, Mabel [Incomprehensible]   So long kid