It was one late night   what happened was i wis wit my dudes wife   she said he outta town (the nigga gone?)   my dick said pimpin we be all alone   Then we got real naked   she tried to give it to me unprotected   Stop, wait, hold up aminute lemme put my rubber on then we did it   In and out, out and in   I worked that pussy till a quarter passed ten   she said boy you do the damage, i said yea get up and fix a pimp a motherfuckin samwich   I fell asleep like fast   A sandwich a bed and a lil bit of ass   I woke up hot yall ready to burst   and if ya wanna hear the rest check out the second verse      tell it like it is (7x)   Shorty      I guess u wanna kno what happened next   The same fuckin thing we started havin sex   Then i heard the phone ring   she ignored the motherfucker 'cause she gettin good dingaling   I banged her head against the wall when   The phone keep ringin ( who the fuck is this callin?)   I grabbed the thing and pulled it out the socket   Then put my pullstick back in her center pocket   She said you make me feel so great   and i love ya like a fat kid loves cake   Thats 50 line bitch cut it out   and if u really love me trick put the dick in your mouth   She sucked my thang and im about to skket   she vegetarian but she love my meat   Now im about to die of thirst   Brains like a motherfucka listen to the third verse      Tell it like it is (7x)   Shorty      Now im in the nigga elevator   On my way downstairs lookin through his refridgerator   Then i yell where ur husband at   She said gone and i dnt kno when he comin back   The nigga ball wit the hornets   and tonight philidelphia they aponents   then i heard the door open up ( WHO THE FUCK!!)   I thought to myself another happy home broken up   Then i reach for my weapon   before this nigga go to trippin   She said wait let me stop him   You better bitch or im guna have to pop him   Naked as a motherfucker gun in my hand   Shorty for real u need to talk to your man   The same shit happened to biggie   Happy as a motherfucker 'cause i got my gun wit me      Tell it like it is(7x)   Shorty