And when God gave out rhythm   He sure was good to you   You could add, subtract, multiply and divide by two   I know today's your birthday   And I did not buy no rose   But I'll sing this song instead   'An I call it Popsicle Toes      Popsicle Toes   Popsicle Toes are always froze   Popsicle Toes   Oh you're so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes      You must've been Miss Pennsylvania   With your bedroom attitude   How come you always load your Pentax when I'm in the nude   We ought to have a birthday party   And you can wear your birthday clothes   We can hit the floor and go explore    Those Popsicle Toes      Popsicle Toes (ooh)   Popsicle Toes are always froze (ooo ooh)   Popsicle Toes (wah ooh)   Oh you're so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes (ooh)      Don't 'cha know you got the nicest North America   This sailor ever saw   I'd like to feel your warm Brazil, touch your Panama   Well your Tierra del Fuegos are nearly always froze   We got to see-saw until we unthaw   Those Popsicle Toes      Popsicle Toes (wah ooh)   Popsicle Toes are always froze (wah ooh)   Popsicle Toes (ooh)   Oh you're so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes   Popsicle Toes (wah ooh)   Popsicle Toes are always froze (wah ooh)   Popsicle Toes (ooh)   Oh you're so brave to expose all those Popsicle Toes (Fade)