A distant friend of Johnny B. Goode       Jason B. Sad was a lonely lad    His head was a bed for everyone    His clothes was his life    but his heart was a knife    Inscribed on it was "rock 'n' roll is cruel"       Take me to school, boy    Leave me alone, boy    Slice me a bone of the Universe    Take me to school, boy    Leave me alone, boy    Slice me a bone of the Universe       Jason got weird and he pierced his ears    A gypsy alone in his gallantry    He met Shaky Sue, who wore only blue    And they shared in their teenage misery       Then Jason read books and wore hard looks    He swapped Sue for an artisan    His winters were long and a fantastic song    Grew from his head like a marigold