It's gonna be grand when you take    the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeah    Peter with the heater, he's such a messy eater    He's got frogs in his eyes from telling those lies    Sunday's almost Monday and you gotta understand    It's gonna be grand when you take    the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeah       Shelly 's silver belly, she's got me on the telly    Down with the dog he's a rockabilly yob    The kids are young, but that's how we begun    You gotta understand when you take    the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeah       You're gonna be grand (x4)       Paladin heat with the dancing feet    Rides a two tone bike he does what he likes    But my head is alright but you're out of sight    But you gotta understand when you take    the hand of the liquid gang, oh yeah       You're gonna be grand (Repeat to end)