The family tree was chainsawed Wednesday week   So now I have to mingle with the meek   Hey mister, you have finally met your match   Now everybody wants to kiss my snatch      To go where God knows who has gone before   I am a muse, not a mistress, not a whore   Oh, suburban shits who want some class   All queue up to kiss my ass      And I was only trying to please   I never got any royalties oh no, not me   I'm still sliding through life on charm   Sliding through life on charm      If Marianne was born a man she'd show you all   A way to piss your life against the wall   Go ahead why don't you leave me to these thugs   And creeps who want to fuck a nun on drugs?      Is it such a sin I never ever tried too hard?   I had to know how far was going too far   In proper homes throughout the land, Fathers try to understand   Why Eunice who is seventeen aspires to live her life like me      Oh no, can't ya see, Daddy?   She's just captivated by my charm   Sliding through life on charm      Sliding   Sliding   Never      I wonder why the schools don't teach anything useful nowadays   Like how to fall from grace and slide with elegance from a pedestal   I never asked to be on in the first place      Sliding on charm, sliding on charm   Sliding on charm, sliding on charm   Sliding on charm, sliding on charm   Sliding on charm