Yeah!   Yea yeah!   Whoa, ohh      Nuh-nuh nuh Shawty   Nuh-nuh nuh Shawty   Nuh-nuh nuh Shawty   Don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me   Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me   Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me   Yeah, yea yeah      Have you ever seen   A dime piece all alone at the bar, bar bar?   Straight out of a magazine   And you just want to let her know who you are, are are      So you say, let me buy you a drink   Or a little conversation   If that's what you want to do, do do   Then she said, love is about to end   Then you said, why don't you come to my crib?   Then she said, I can't leave my friends      Now you've officially been chopped and screwed   Screwed-screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed   You've officially been dance-dance screwed   And ewed-ewed, chopped screwed-screwed   You've officially been chopped and screwed      And-and screw, chop, screw-screwed   You've officially been screwed   Screwed, screw-screw   Chop-chop and screwed   You've officially been danced and screwed      Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me, yeah   Shawty don't chop me, Shawty screw screw, chopped and screwed   Shawty don't chop, Shawty Shawty don't screw me, hey yeah   Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me, yeah      Have you ever been in the VIP room   Of your favorite street club, club club   And you got a shawty on you   Kissing on your neck   Making you feel like she so in love, love love      Now you done grabbed you a couple a drinks   And you feeling like it's about that time to cuddle up, up up   And you said, shawty what's really up   And she takes big sip out yo cup   And she said, it'll be 60 bucks      Now you've officially been chopped and screwed, screwed-screwed   Chopped-chopped and screwed   You've officially been dance-dance screwed   And ewed-ewed chopped, screwed-screwed   (Luda-Luda, ha ha ha)   You've officially been chopped and screwed      Nah-nah-nah   Shawty why you acting all like that, like that?   Like all you ever really want to do is just doubt me?   Ludacris can't-can't live with out 'em   But even more I bet you really can't live with out me, nope      You-you must of flipped yo wig, yup   You got to be out yo mind, yeah   I chop ch-chop you screw-you screw   You out-of-yo, out-of-yo spine, woo      Back breaker, put you over my knee   Put you on punishment woman, and I'll spank ya, baa   Have you praising the lord   Like thank you, thank you, thank you   Lord I want to thank you, Jesus      But have you ever met a women that will lead you on   And still you wrong instead of please ya? Yup   Have you singing this song   Cause all night long she did nothing but   Flirt and tease ya, yup      But I got to admit that I have   Put one in the air sit back and I laugh, ey   Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad? Ey   Probably it's cause the amount of booty that I grabbed, ey      Coming back to haunt me   So instead of being put in submission to subdue, what happened?   Guess what dawg, ha ha ha, Lu-Lu-Luda      Now you've officially been chopped and screwed   Screwed-screwed, chopped-chopped and screwed   You've officially been dance-dance screwed   And ewed-ewed, chopped screwed-screwed   You've officially been chopped and screwed      And-and screw, chop, screw-screwed   You've officially been screwed   Screwed, screw-screw   Chop-chop and screwed   You've officially been danced and screwed      Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't screw me, yeah   Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty screw-screw, chopped and screwed   Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't screw me   Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't screw me-me- me-me- me-me-me