Hello? Baby, you will not believe this   This nigga ain't been home in three days   His kids runnin' all over my house   I don't know what to do      He comes in and out the house all times of the night   His girls keep calling my phone   They blowing it up, calling back and forth, wanting to cuss at me   I can't take this no more      I'm not sittin' up in this house no more   He can have this   I need to come see you, baby   Can I please come see you, baby?      One, here's what you do   Now my name's Ludacris but please, meet my crew   Two, say, there's no time to play   Bring a box of Magnums and get blown away, hey      Three, there's no changing me   I'm a pimp for most and it's plain to see   Four, I'm so glad if he made you mad   I know a way to get back that'll make you glad, you heard?      Hello? Cris, I just caught this motherfucker   Cheating with my best friend   I cannot believe this shit      Oh, it's no time to fret   Come quick with my favorite bra and panty set   Yep, oh, bust through the door   Slide off the mink coat and throw it on the floor      Oh, yep, climb up the stairs   Keep your high heels on and let down your hair   Yep, oh, let me grease them thighs   Then turn it on around and get a back massage      Oh, yep 'cause I aim to please   We can take our little time, it ain't a thing to me   Yep, oh, I'm just along for the ride   So turn this way and let me kiss down the side      Oh, yep, and then it's off with your garments   And please hold on while we shake the apartment   Yep, oh, and pop a bottle of bub   And before we go again, we can jump in the tub, yea      Thank you baby, I needed that   So when we gonna do this again?      One, here's what you do   Now my name's Ludacris but please, meet my crew   Two, say, there's no time to play   Bring a box of Magnums and get blown away, hey      Three, there's no changing me   I'm a pimp for most and it's plain to see   Four, I'm so glad if he made you mad   I know a way to get back that'll make you glad, you heard?      Hello? Cris, this nigga's stressin' me   I gotta get away   I just need some time away, right now   Boo, can you please come see me?      Wait, no need to explain   I got a first-class ticket, just get on the plane   Yep, oh, and do your gangster strut   There'll be a stretch limousine that'll pick you up      Oh, yep, bring it straight to me   I'll be on the top floor, hit the penthouse suite   Yep, oh, come on out your threads   And get wet, the shower got about fifty heads      Oh, yep, blow a sack with me   And head come on outside to the balcony   Yep, oh, you're a popular girl   But I'd like to introduce you to the top of the world      Oh, yep, and let the games begin   Don't you love the way the breeze just hits your skin   Yep, oh, before we do it again   Hold tight and I can call up a couple of friends, yep      Thank you, baby   You're always there when I need you   I love you for that      One, here's what you do   Now my name's Ludacris but please, meet my crew   Two, say, there's no time to play   Bring a box of Magnums and get blown away, hey      Three, there's no changing me   I'm a pimp for most and it's plain to see   Four, I'm so glad if he made you mad   I know a way to get back that'll make you glad, you heard?      Hello?   Ay, estoy cansada ese negro   Solo que perder este pendejo      Oh, wipe your tears away   Give your boy 10 minutes 'cause I'm on my way   Yep, oh, and quit the whoopty whoop   'Cause I bet you never rolled in a Bentley coupe      Oh, yep, the inside is snug   Take your boots off and baby, put your feet on the rug   Yep, oh, and put the drinks aside   Just lay back kick it and enjoy the ride      Oh, yep, let the speakers bleed   And I hope you don't mind if I increase the speed   Yep, oh, feel the engine thrust   Let it flow through your body, your adrenaline rush      Oh, yep, I know it turns you on   Feeling like you're in a place where you really belong   Yep, oh, go and grab your clutch   Then I can make you come again without a single touch, uh      Ay, gracias por todo papi   Ay, te amo papi      One, here's what you do   Now my name's Ludacris but please, meet my crew   Two, say, there's no time to play   Bring a box of Magnums and get blown away, hey      Three, there's no changing me   I'm a pimp for most and it's plain to see   Four, I'm so glad if he made you mad   I know a way to get back that'll make you glad, you heard?