There was this kid who lived in Naperville       He had no money, no dollar, dollar bills       He had a pimp caddy you know you can't blame us       But we had to make the backseat, backseat famous       We call him the rooster, reading Simon & Schuster       You know your girlfriend he probably seduced her       One honey on his right, one honey on his left       All the honey's left out are getting upset       "This weekend I had Cockboy all to myself"       Yeah right, he took a shower, in an hour, he was with someone else       You just don't get it he'll never admit it       Footprints on the dashboard, he hit it       Captain Conservo left, Stubhy brought a pound       Rolled a keg in, Otto shut it down       Now that's CB rubbers in the trunk       Book reading always breeding probably drunk       Probably drunk, probably drunk Cockboy's probably drunk