If I had a boat   I'd go out on the ocean   And if I had a pony   I'd ride him on my boat   And we could all together   Go out on the ocean   Me upon my pony on my boat      If I were roy rogers   I'd sure enough be single   I couldn't bring myself to marrying old dale   It'd just be me and trigger   We'd go riding through them movies   Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail      And if I had a boat   I'd go out on the ocean   And if I had a pony   I'd ride him on my boat   And we could all together   Go out on the ocean   Me upon my pony on my boat      The mystery masked man was smart   He got himself a tonto   'cause tonto did the dirty work for free   But tonto he was smarter   And one day said kemo sabe   Kiss my ass I bought a boat   I'm going out to sea      And if I had a boat   I'd go out on the ocean   And if I had a pony   I'd ride him on my boat   And we could all together   Go out on the ocean   Me upon my pony on my boat      And if I were like lightning   I wouldn't need no sneakers   I'd come and go wherever I would please   And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree   And I'd scare 'em by the light pole   But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea      And if I had a boat   I'd go out on the ocean   And if I had a pony   I'd ride him on my boat   And we could all together   Go out on the ocean   Me upon my pony on my boat