I said howdy there lady   This sure is some party   I've never seen anything   Like this before   She said howdy there honey   It's just barely started   If you think this is something   Just stand here some more      Then she looked at me   Then she laughed at me   Then she lifted her glass to me   And the rest they say is history      I said that girl in the corner   She looks so pretty   Oh the girls all around her   She makes 'em look plain   Lady I need a drink   Can I bring you another   I'm hoping these bubbles   They might know her name      Well she looked at me   Then she laughed at me   Then she handed her glass to me   And the rest they say is history      But when I returned   Champagne in my hands   There stood two strangers   Where we both did stand   And the lady was gone   And the evening wore on   And the girl in the corner   Was never alone      But she looked at me   Then she smiled at me   Then she turned her eyes away from me   And the rest they say is history      Tim he was tall   And susan was smart   And francis she looked   Like a fine work of art   Melissa was sad   But that made her sweet   And dan and elaine   Had the world at their feet      Debra had pliny   Lisa had tony   And the girl in the corner   She could've had anybody   Richard was cool   And tubb he was funny   And the tarot card lady   She had everyone's money      So I said my goodbyes   When it came time to leave   And as I walked out   Someone pulled at my sleeve   She said honey we never did officially meet   But I sure am happy you came      She said that girl in the corner   She's more than pretty   And man you're not the first   To look over her way   But if you still wanted   I could introduce you   But you never will be the same      Then she looked at me   Then she laughed at me   Then she extended her hand to me   And the rest they say is histroy