Staggered in MacDonalds on a Friday afternoon,All the pubs were
Fucking right.Bank holiday Monday,By Sunday I was....So let's fuck off
He squidges in the van,All twenty four stones,He gets three
One day after closing I was lying on me nest,When
Yaaaaaaaaaw!Dick Head was a pratt, he drove a Skoda with
Well you ain't been goin' down the pub,You ain't been
Get at 'em.
There was a load bloody faries,
In Buenos bloody
I walked into the Nag's Head for to sustinate me
We had a foreign holiday in Tiermarbelly,We're gonna get laid
We all went down New Delih,We had too much curry
A ya ya ya ya ya yaaar...No petrol in the
I've got an ugly face,With spots all over the place,I
Well, I spent last night trying to chuck me bird,She
New face in the pub on a Friday night."You alright?"I
Get weavin'.Well the fair comes down just once every year,The
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