Dear boss, I keep on hearing    that the police have caught me    but they won't fix me just yet    I have laughed    when they looked so clever    and talk about being    on the right track       That joke about leather apron    gave me real fits    I am down on whores    and I shan't quit ripping them    till I do get buckled    grand work the last job was    I have the lady no time to squeal       And I want to start again    you will soon learn of me    with my funny little games    I saved some of the proper red stuff    in a ginger beer bottle over the last job       To write with but it went thick    like glue    and I can't use it       Red ink is fit enough I hope    ha ha    the next job I do    I shall clip the ladies ears off    and send them to police officers    just for jolly    Wouldn't you?       Keep this letter back    till I do a bit more work    then give it out straight    my knives so nice and sharp       I want to get back to work right away   if I get a chance      Good luck!    Yours truly,    Jack the Ripper       Don't mind me given the trade name