I'll make this painless, try to be sweet   I could break your heart any day of the week   Squeeze life out of you, wrap you in sheets   I could break your heart any day of the week   I could break your heart any day of the week      Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, I'll make you nervous   Thursday, Friday, Saturday, do not disturb us   Sunday rolls around but that's another story   It gets a little boring      I hold on to you, you hold on to me   I could break your heart any day of the week      Let the walls chalk, let the floorboards creak   I could break your heart any day of the week   Those calendar girls they've got nothing on me   I could break your heart any day of the week   I could break your heart any day of the week      Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, I'll make you nervous   Thursday, Friday, Saturday, do not disturb us   Sunday rolls around but that's another story   It gets a little boring      Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday I'll make you nervous   Thursday, Friday, Saturday do not disturb us   Sunday rolls around but that's another story   It gets a little boring      I could turn you on, I could turn the other cheek   And it would break your heart any day of the week   And it would break your heart any day of the week   I could break your heart any day of the week   I could break your heart any day of the week   I could break your heart any day of the week