Santa: Just whenever?   John: Yeah, yeah. Alright Alright.      VERSE 1   its christmas day   and im alone again   shes with him now   im with my loneliness   she ran away   4 months ago   left with his sleigh   for the north pole      PRECHORUS   please come back home,   and leave that fat man alone      CHORUS   santa, you bitch   didnt get a damn thing from my christmas list   all i got was this broken heart   and thats it   santa, you bitch   oh theres only one thing that i truly wish   i wish my old girl   wouldve never kissed st. nick   wouldve never kissed st. nick      VERSE 2   i saw 'em dancing under misteltoe   thought it was nothing but i guess i didnt know   that there was something going on with them   santa, you player   i thought that we were friends      PRECHORUS   please come back home,   and leave that fat man alone      CHORUS   santa, you bitch   didnt get a damn thing from my christmas list   all i got was this broken heart   and thats it   santa, you bitch   oh theres only one thing that i truly wish   i wish my old girl   wouldve never kissed st. nick   wouldve never kissed st. nick      OUTRO   oh santa, you bitch   didnt get a damn thing from my christmas list   all i got was this broken heart   and thats it   santa, you bitch   oh theres only one thing that i truly wish   i wish my old girl   wouldve never kissed--      santa, you bitch   didnt get a damn thing from my christmas list   all i got was this broken heart   and thats it   santa, you bitch   oh theres only one thing that i truly wish   i wish my old girl   wouldve never kissed st. nick         :)