So I switched over to the other guys after I saw their adsY'know, I use the phone a lot for my home businessAnd I wanna get the best deal I canSo I opened up the phone bill ...I swear to god I thought it was a typoI mean, where are the big savings???If you come back now, we'll switch you for freeI had some problems with my billSo I called up them upI wanted to ask them some questionsY'know, talk about my billThey put me on holdI couldn't even talk to a personI mean who has time for this?If you come back now, we'll switch you for freeSo I was changing this light bulbAnd the phone ringsDown the ladder I comeAnd they ask me if I want to switch phone companiesPromise me big savingsI asked them hey can you put it in writing?And they wouldn'tWhy would I change from AT&T?If you come back now, we'll switch you for freeSo I hooked up with the other guysBut it just wasn't the same quality as I was used toY'know, with AT&TBut I thought it would be too expensive to switch backThen I found it it doesn't cost anythingNow I'm sorry I ever leftIf you come back now, we'll switch you for freeI dialed Phoenix and I kept getting FijiSooganakapeeci!What?So I dialed again.Sooganakapeeci!So I called the operator and tried to get credit for the call.I'm sorry sir, you're not dealing with AT&TWell I am now!If you come back now, we'll switch you for free