(Che:)   Goodnight and thank you Huevo   She is in every magazine   Been photographed, seen, she is known   We don't like to rush, but your case has been packed   If she's missed anything, you could give her a ring   But she won't always answer the phone       (Eva:)   Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies   But we have pretended enough   It's best that we both stop fooling ourselves      (Che:)   Which means ...      Chorus:      (Che and Eva:)   There is noone, noone at all   Never has been, and never will be a lover, male or female   Who hasn't an eye on, in fact they rely on   Tricks they can try on their partner   They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them   Support them, promote them   Don't blame them, you're the same      (Che:)   Goodnight and thank you Emilio   You've completed your task   What more can we ask of you now?   Please sign the book on the way out the door   And that will be all, if she needs you she'll call   But I don't think that's likely somehow      (Eva:)   Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies   But when we were hot, we were hot   I know you'll look back on the good times we've shared   Which means ...      (chorus, substituting "blame her" for "blame them", sung only by Che)      (Eva:)   There is no soap, no soap like Zaz   No detergent, lotion, or oil with such power in the shower   It's the mother and father of luxury lather   The talk of the bath, the great ointment   One little frolic with new Zaz carbolic   You're scented, you'll be sent      (Che:)   Goodnight and thank you Senor Jabon   We are grateful you found her a spot on the sound radio   We'll think of you every time she's on the air   We'd love you to stay but you'd be in the way   So do up your trousers and go      (Eva:)   Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies   The decline into silence and doubt   Our passion was just too intense to survive      (Che:)   Which means ...      (Lovers:)   This is a club I should never have joined   Someone has made us look fools   Argentine men call the sexual shots   Someone has altered the rules      (Eva:)   Fame on the wireless as far as it goes   Is all very well but every girl knows      (Che:)   She needs a man she can monopolize   With fingers in dozens of different pies      (Lovers:)   Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies