I ain't never robbed or beat up on nobody   I ain't never failed no lie detector test   But tomorrow I'm gonna be the town's most wanted man   But tonight I'm gonna love somebody to death      I'm gonna shave shower shine my shoes and shampoo   Break out my pinstriped suit with the matching vest   Climb in my four hundred horse wide track rollin' apartment van   Tonight I'm gonna lay some heart to rest      Tomorrow my face will be all over the post office wall   The town will put a price upon my head   I'm gonna be some happy lady's most wanted man   'Cause tonight I'm gonna love somebody to death      Gonna grab her, kiss her, squeeze her   Please her and show her no mercy   Premeditated lovin' at its best   It'll take seven days to get the smile off the corpus delighted      Yeah, tonight I'm gonna love somebody to death   See that shady character smilin' on the six o'clock news   Front page color Associated Press   You'll be looking at some happy lady's most wanted man   'Cause tonight I'm gonna love somebody to death      I'm gonna grab her, kiss her, squeeze her   And baby it's gonna be you think about it now