Won't you be my chauffeur?   Won't you be my chauffeur?   I wants him to drive me   I wants him to drive me downtown   Yes, he drives so easy   I can't turn him down      But I don't want him   But I don't want him   To be ridin' these girls   To be ridin' these girls around   So I'm gonna steal me a pistol   Shoot my chauffeur down      Well, I must buy him   Well, I must buy him   A brand new V8   A brand new V8 Ford   Then he won't need no passengers   I will be his load      Yeah, take it away      Going to let my chauffeur   Going to let my chauffeur   Drive me around the   Drive me around the world   Then he can be my little boy   Yes, I'll be his girl