Yo, since I've been in this game, yo   A lot of funny shit that happened with these hoes, man   And this shit I?m ?bout to tell you Mase   Is a true story, Puff know the bitch, uh, yo      You know I don?t wanna come across foul   I?m only telling you about my lifestyle   I had a girl named Kate I date in Georgia State   Girl named Samantha I met in Clark, Atlanta      I even knew these girls named Laura and Yvette   Switched up giving me head in Georgia Tech   Now flip the script, mess with girls that strip   Give ?em tips just so I can feel I?m they his      They like, Mase I like your eyes and I love your lips   I?m like, that ain?t enough to make you sit in the six   She said Mase, lot of things I wanna teach you ?bout   If I tell you my past, it?ll freak you out      Save your dough, you know I wanna treat you out   Fuck sucking your dick, I wanna eat you out   I?m like whoa now, slow down   You remind of these young chickens I knew from uptown      Got a butt like this girl that worked in Motown   So if we ain?t gonna fuck then where we go now   I don?t move too fast, you move too slow   You wasn?t saying this just a moment ago      You was sitting at the bar just spending my dough   You owe me something bitch, you gon? blow me or something   She said this thing you need to know before we fuck   I ain?t like all these other sluts      And if I told you I was a virgin you wouldn?t believe me   I know getting pussy for you is easy   You hit every bitch from Antee to a Tuskegee   Plus you know I know your girlfriend Kiki      And for a moment honey tried to freak me   But being the man I am I?m still in pimp mode   Could tell she was Harlem ?cause I seen her zip code   And then she started showing me pictures of Flip Mode      So I?m with my man and you know we gon? discuss her   All I could hear is him saying, don?t trust her   You know her lil? cousin fuck with Usher   Plus her best friend got a baby from Busta      So I layed back and peeped the ho?   It?s her word against his, I can?t believe the ho?   Yo, I only knew this girl from a weekend ago   And I figure she a freak, Cease would know      So I called up my nigga, I?m like Cease what up, what up   Is she a freak, nigga?   Cease been fucked, but Cease admitted   Yo, that he ain?t even hit it, now y?all I really don?t get it      And she tried to play mike like he?s some nigga in a Civic   And sucked Puff dick for some Budweiser tickets   Yo, you believe this bitch, yo?   She sucked his dick for some Budweiser tick      That bitch gonna give me my shit B, word up   I?m not even fucking playing   I bet you she give me my watch back though, I bet that   And all my fucking ice better be in it, too   Matter of fact, I want my fucking couch out that shit B   Word up, tell your sis get my fucking couch B, I ain?t fucking playing