Every November we're told to remember   How Indians and Pilgrims ate turkeys and pumpkins   And thanked God for giving their new way or living    So every year that's what we do!      In October we're told how brave and how bold Christopher Columbus    who discovered and gave us new world to live in    And thanks should be given    So every year that's what we do!      Thanks for giving me what I didn't want      On November eleven we tank all the veterans    For brace men who tried to win wars and died   Without them our country would be run by the Commies   So every year that's what we do!      [Chorus]      In giving all his gratitude   I hope you will not think me rude   But I really didn't ask for this    and Chris Columbus isn't missed   And Indians still try to resist   And I am more of a pacifist   So war is quite low on my list   And I rebel with a raised fist    And I insist I'm getting pissed!