Well for one thing, there was a whole lot of guys      Who’d like to be in my shoes.      But the upkeep on a woman like that      Give an old poor boy the blues.      Still the pleasure was worth the pain      Of everything she put me through      And I consider myself one of the fortunate few.         Yeah and another thing She wasn’t just good looking      Her imagination just wouldn’t quit      She’d make you do things you never thought about      And things you wouldn’t want to admit      There must be somebody else out there      That feels about her like I do      And I consider myself one of the fortunate few.               It felt so good to hurt so bad      The best and worst that I ever had      I know I bit off more than I could chew.      Still I consider myself one of the fortunate few.         Well that’s the last thing I want to tell you      Some things are better left unsaid      A gentleman don’t go talking about      What happens in a woman’s bed      That’s all I’ve got to say      I’ll leave the rest up to you      But I consider myself one of the fortunate few.