I met her in a club down in old soho   Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola    C-o-l-a cola   She walked up to me and she asked me to dance   I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola   L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola      Well I'm not the world's most physical guy   But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine   Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola   Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand   Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man   Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola      Well we drank champagne and danced all night   Under electric candlelight   She picked me up and sat me on her knee   And said dear boy won't you come home with me   Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy   But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola   Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola   Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola      I pushed her away   I walked to the door   I fell to the floor   I got down on my knees   Then I looked at her and she at me      Well that's the way that I want it to stay   And I always want it to be that way for my lola   Lo-lo-lo-lo lola   Girls will be boys and boys will be girls   It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola   Lo-lo-lo-lo lola      Well I left home just a week before   And I'd never ever kissed a woman before   But lola smiled and took me by the hand   And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man      Well I'm not the world's most masculine man   But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man   And so is lola   Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola   Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola