My family is a little weird   Daddy wears a dress   Mommy grows a beard   All our neighbors complain   all the time   Really don't understand   my kind      Little brother was thrown   out of school   Drownin' kiddies in the   kiddie pool   Big brother lives in   city jail   Mom and dad won't pay   his bail      Big sister complains all   the time   She's hooked on barbs   and wine   All my aunts are lying   whores   All my uncles are drinking   bores      Grandma sells dope to high   school kids   Grandpa don't care, his   mind's on the skids   No one seems to understand   Not sure if I'm a woman   or a man