Well if I had money   Tell you what I'd do   I'd go downtown and buy a mercury or two   Crazy bout a mercury   Lord I'm crazy bout a mercury   I'm gonna buy me a mercury   And cruise it up and down the road      Well the girl I love   I stole her from a friend   He got lucky, stole her back again   She heard he had a mercury   Lord she's crazy bout a mercury   I'm gonna buy me a mercury   And cruise it up and down the road      Well hey now mama   You look so fine   Ridin round in your mercury 49   Crazy bout a mercury   Lord I'm crazy bout a mercury   I'm gonna buy me a mercury   And cruise it up and down the road      Well my baby went out   She didn't stay long   Bought herself a mercury, come a cruisin home   She's crazy bout a mercury   Yeah she's crazy bout a mercury   And cruise it up and down the road      Well if I had money   I tell you what I'd do   I'd go downtown and buy me a mercury or two   Crazy bout a mercury   I'm gonna buy me a mercury   And cruise it up and down the road