I want my money back   I want my money back   It's all or nothing      And nothing's all I ever get   Every time I turn it on   I burn it up and burn it out      It's always something   There's always something going wrong   That's the only guarantee   That's what this is all about      It's a never ending attack   Everything's a lie, and that's a fact   Life is a lemon and I want my money back!      And all the morons   And all the stooges with their coins   They're the ones who make the rules   It's not a game - it's just a rout      There's desperation   There's desperation in the air   It leaves a stain on all your clothes   And no detergant gets it out      And we're always slipping through the the cracks   Then the movie's over - fade to black   Life is a lemon and I want my money back!      I want my money back   I want my money back      What about love?    It's defective!   It's always breaking in half      What about sex? !   It's defective!   It's never built to really last      What about your family?    It's defective!   All the batteries are shot      What about your friends?    They're defective!   All the parts are out of stock      What about hope?    It's defective!   It's corroded and decayed      What about faith?    It's defective!   It's tattered and it's frayed      What about your gods?    They're defective!   They forgot the warranty      What about your town?    It's defective!   It's a dead end street to me      What about your school?    It's defective!   It's a pack of useless lies      What about your work?    It's defective!   It's a crock and then you die      What about your childhood?    It's defective!   It's dead and buried in the past      What about your future?    It's defective!   And you can shove it up your ass!!      I want my money back   I want my money back      It's all or nothing   And nothing's all I ever get   Every time I turn it on   I burn it up and burn it out      It's a never ending attack   Everything's a lie, and that's a fact   Life is a lemon and I want my money back!      And we're always slipping through the the cracks   Then the movie's over-fade to black   Life is a lemon and I want my money back!