nothing's going on    if you're looking for love   i ain't got none   if you're looking for fun   i ain't got none   and if you're looking for drugs   i ain't got none      and nothing's going on   nothing's going on      but there's a tunnel rear-end   accident beside me   and her eyes whipped 'round   and i looked in'em deeply   and for a second   i thought that she might have   been me      but nothing's going on      and if ya think i'm laughing at ya   think i'm trappin   then ya got none   and if ya think i'm grappling   and you've got nobody left   to thank ya      and if ya think i'm laughing at ya   think i'm trapping   then ya got none      and nothing's going on