I slipped out of the house about sundown while mama was a washing her hair   And you can bet your bottom dollar she'll come looking for me   When she finds that I'm not there   And if she catches her sweet thang out runnin' around   I know there'll be the debit to pay   She'll come blowing like a cyclone through that door   And I can hear exactly what she'll say   Well has anybody here seen sweet thang I got a notion he'll be headed this way   Cause when my sweet thang's out tomocattin' around   He finds a sandbox like this to play   I wanna tell all you barroom hosses if my sweet thang does have a bite   You'd better take my advice and if you'll blink more than twice   You'd better have something in your eyes   [ guitar ]   I gave my baby all my money on payday except a little that she don't know that I got   Cause there's a cute little waitress at the corner cafe   And she likes those sugar boys quite a lot   While we were sittin' in this back booth a havin' a talk   She was believin' in every word that I said   When the door blew open and mama walked in yelling loud enough to wake the dead   Well has anybody here seen...