I've been a saint I've been a sinner I've been a loser I've been a winner   You name it and I claim it that's me   I've been up I've been down I've been stranded many of town   Oh you name it honey I'm gonna claim it that's me   Now if there's a situation I ain't been in I wish you tell me where I failed   I've been everywhere and I've done everything includin' keepin' to a bar or a jail   I've had friends I've had most a little happiness and a whole lotta woes   Oh you name it and I'm gonna claim it that's me   [ steel - guitar ]   Now if there's a situation...   Oh yeah now you name it and I'm gonna claim but that's me yeah