They call me JuniorI live here on this streetI earn two hundred dollars a weekI'd like to say"Hey, thanks a lot."I know I'm missin' somethingBut I don't know what it isThat I don't gotI sit here watchin'The people down belowI try to imagineTHe places they may goI don't knowI stay home a lotI know I'm missin' somethingBut I don't know what it isThat I don't gotI see the world through the TV GuideWhat a safe place for me to runWhat a small little man I amI'm afraid of everything>From golden rules to airplanesWhat a small little man I amThey call me JuniorI'm caught up in this hellSometimes I feel betterBut I never do feel wellJesus must have one hell of a plan for meI know I'm missin' somethingBut I don't know what it isIt could beAnd If I have anything to sayAbout Judgment DayThere'll be a crown in HeavenFor those who live this wayAnywayYou know exactly who you areI see the world through the TV GuideWhat a safe place for me to runWhat a small little man I amI'm afraid of everything>From the Golden Rule to airplanesWHat a small little man I amThey call me JuniorI live here on this streetI'd like to say"Hey man, thanks a lot."My name is Junior------------------------------------------------------------------------------