Stop me, oh, stop me   Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before   Stop me, oh, stop me   Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before      Nothing's changed, I still love you   Oh, I still love you, only slightly   Only slightly less than I used to, my love      I was delayed, I was waylaid, an emergency stop   I smelt the last ten seconds of life, I crashed down   On the crossbar and the pain was enough to make a shy   Bald buddhist reflect and plan a mass murder   Who said, I'd lied to her      Oh, who said, I'd lied because I never, I never   Who said I'd lied because I never      I was detained, I was restrained   And broke my spleen, and broke my knee   And then he really lays into me   Friday night in out patients, who said I'd lied to her      Oh, who said, I'd lied because I never, I never   Who said, I'd lied because I never      And so I drank one, it became four   And when I fell on the floor I drank more      Stop me, oh, stop me   Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before   Stop me, oh, stop me   Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before      Nothing's changed, I still love you   Oh, I still love you only slightly   Only slightly less than I used to, my love