Don't mess with Bill   (No, no, no, no)   Don't mess with Bill   (Don't mess with Bill)   Say it one more time   (Don't mess with Bill)      Now I know he's the guy who put tears in my eyes   A thousand times or more   Oh, but every time he would apologize   I loved him more than before      Hear what I say, girls keep away   (Ah, ha, ha)   Don't mess with Bill   (No, no, no, no)   (Don't mess with Bill)   Leave my Billy alone   (Don't mess with Bill)   Get a guy of your own   (Don't mess with Bill)      Now there's Johnny, there's Joe   And there's Frank and Jim   Just to name a few   Now, Bill's got me and I've got him   I'm sure there's one for you      Hear what I say, girls keep away   (Ah, ha, ha)   Don't mess with Bill   (No, no, no, no)   (Don't mess with Bill)   He's mine, all mine   (Don't mess with Bill)   I say it one more time   (Don't mess with Bill)      Though I tell myself he wants no one else   'Cause he keeps coming back to me   Now I'm in no position to want competition   I want to be sure as can be      Hear what I say, girls keep away   (Ah, ha, ha)   Don't mess with Bill   (No, no, no, no)   (Don't mess with Bill)   Leave my Billy alone   (Don't mess with Bill)   Get a guy of your own   (Don't mess with Bill)   'Cause he's mine all mine   (Don't mess with Bill)   I say it one more time   (Don't mess with Bill)      Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah   (Don't mess with Bill)   Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah