My friends call me Two Gun I answer when they call   My friends call me Two Gun I answer when they call   I got one in my boot top, one in my overalls   (Yodel)      Well, I rode me some freight trains, I've rode me some aeroplanes   I've rode some freight trains, I've rode some aeroplanes   I don't care how I travel, I'll get there just the same      Give me water when I'm thirsty a bottle when I'm dry   Water when I'm thirsty a bottle when I'm dry   Play me some sad, sad music when I want to cry   (Yodel)      Well, I got me a good line and it works every time   I got me a good line it works every time   When I start to use it women all stand in line      You may think I'm lyin' what I say ain't true   You may think I'm lyin' what I say ain't true   If you don't believe me, woman, let me try my line on you   (Yodel)   (Yodel)   (Yodel)