Did you ever hear this one   About the one that got away   She snuck right out the back door   It was on the news today   I was fishing for a hit song   When you woke me out of bed   But now I'm inspired and my brain is tired   And my eyes are blood red   Go ahead and eat your sucker   I won't say a word   He gave you the castle   You gave me the bird      Everybody is grey (I'm turning blue)   Everything that I say (Is about you)   Don't take this wrong   I hope your arms are long   'Cause you're gonna need 'em   When I'm going over your head      Uh hello, can I take your order?   I've been waiting for days   I like a little compassion   With a side of mayonnaise   You never let the glue dry   When you broke me in two   And I'm not some stupid little model car   That you can abuse      Go ahead and eat your sucker   I won't say a word   He gave you the castle   So I'll give you the bird