ooohhh hooo      Come and sing with me, proper crimbo   I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo, Wibble   put your Christmas tree, proper crimbo    So excited you might wee, proper crimbo, proper crimbo      On the seventh day of Christmas my true love came to me   A peregrine falcon proper bo I tell thee    She had two trainers and a beanie hat    A new set of headphones all shining black   I didn't sleep that night    For Santa to come    I wet the bed that's what I had done    Cos Christmas time is the place to be   I always wake up in a puddle of wee   With a ho-ho and a silent night   A little chipolata I'll be feeling alright   Turkeys on the table which brings a crow   Celebrate chrimbo I tell thee all.       reet-o   Come now sing with me, proper chrimbo    selecta   I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo    selecta    put your Christmas tree, proper crimbo    selecta    So excited you might wee, proper chrimbo, proper chrimbo       You-whoo    Ho ho ho    I'm a bad mo-fo   I got presents y'all for the two by two    They goes watch out cos i got time for you   Super funky and you're one of us   Watch out Santa cos here i come   cus i sleep on the floor   Never ever on the bed   That's Santa's style all in your head   It's me dressed up come sit on my knee   Got gifts for y'all what you got for me   Chamone, chamone, chamone, chamone   Chamone check, check tha-cone   I said bubbles ain't a monkey   She can move real funky   Chamone check, check tha-cone   That's right oww      Come now sing with me, proper crimbo    selecta (sing with me)   I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo   selecta (he-hee)    put your Christmas tree, proper crimbo    selecta    So excited you might wee, proper crimbo, proper crimbo      (ay up, where's all t' band gone come on kids help us out)   Sing-with-me   Proper Bo Bo    Check-it-out   Proper Bo Bo    Can I get a re-wind?   Proper Bo Bo   Hell that were reet good    Proper Bo Bo,Proper Bo Bo,proper bo bo       (come on now lets get it together you as well Kez)      Sing with me   Come now sing with me, proper crimbo    (take me for a drink)   I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo   (Take you for a goat)   put your Christmas tree, proper crimbo   (So excited)   So excited you might wee, proper crimbo   proper crimbo, proper crimbo       (can I get a beat change)      Come now sing with me, proper crimbo   (Sing with me)   I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo    (I take you for a drink)   put your christmas tree, proper crimbo   (Wave your Christmas tree)   So excited you might wee, so excited, so excited, so excited      (O-reet good now come on sing with me.)      Come now sing with me, proper crimbo   (Sing with me)   I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo   (I'll take you for a drink)   put up your christmas tree, proper crimbo   (put up your christmas tree, proper crimbo   So excited you might wee, proper crimbo   so excited, so excited, so excited       (have a proper bo crim... bo)   (bumbal squat)   (it's all because of the magic chazam)