I am a very naughty monkey and I really think   This band is really shit, ha ha, I'm naughty, okay   Just forget it man, alright you slam your band, you're fired   I told you, we really fucking hate this band, they suck      She was a dancer, I was out work   She had a law degree, I used to be a clerk   She takes her clothes off for the Japanese   I take my clothes off whenever it suits me      Barely living but I'm living large   Well, it ain't the ending that I fear   So, let's go downtown and walk around   'Til you feel like the walls are caving in      You could sail beside the world tonight   They were taken and they would ruin you   You could sell us every words tonight      She had a name like April Spring   But her mother called her Judy   She takes her clothes off for the Japanese   She says they're nicer than most would be      Barely living, but we're living large   Well, ain't the middle that I fear   Put in the ground and wait around   'Til you feel like the walls are caving in      You could sail beside the world tonight   And they were taken and they would ruin you      Well, her hate is still prettier in person   Prettier than words now, prettier than, prettier than me   You could sail beside the world tonight      You're turning into the biggest it all gets   And my head is so light   You're turning into the biggest it all gets   And my head is so light, so, so light      You could sail beside the world tonight   And they were taken and they would ruin you   Well, her hate is prettier in person   Prettier than words now, prettier than me