They say your middle name is trouble   But I know it's Caroline   They say you remind them of problems   But I think you look like Audrey      Caroline, I know   That you put on a show   Everytime you two disagree      This heart is a stone   No one will ever break it   This heart is a stone   Close to you it breaks easily   'Cause everything that they say   Tells me to go away   But everything that I feel   Tells me to stay      They say they can smell the drama   But I know it's "No. 5"   They say you only bring heartache   But I know you brought a bottle of wine      Caroline, I know   That you put on a show   Everytime you two disagree      This heart is a stone   No one will ever break it   This heart is a stone   Close to you it breaks easily   'Cause everything that they say   Tells me to go away   But everything that I feel   Tells me to stay      They say you're like a Monday morning   I say you're like a Friday night   I don't get their points   Anytime is a good time for being with you      This heart is a stone   No one will ever break it   This heart is a stone   Close to you it breaks easily   'Cause everything that they say   Tells me to go away   But everything that I feel   Tells me to stay