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Conversations with my bathroom mirror
are never the same
as when you're standing here
I'm chickenshit out on a brave frontier,
that teenage wasteland
so begins the Jack Slap Cheer

Your mom ain't home
she's out stripping for your education
Your dad's out marching for the NRA
I'm so damn bored
I'm crawling out of my skin
The devil's got more room to play

This town gets so boring
(na na na na na na na na na)
when you're not scoring
(na na na na na na na na na)
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers, let's make one complete

We're all Jack Slaps here
Jack Slaps, with Jack Slap fears
All lost on the same frontier
so face the facts and sing the Cheer
1,2,3,4
Your dad stepped out
He's .09 and on the highway
*singing along with the Rolling Stones
I can't get no satisfaction
damn, ain't that true*
Bring me home, don't send me home

This town gets so boring
(na na na na na na na na na)
When you're not scoring
(na na na na na na na na na)
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers, let's make one complete

This town gets so boring
(na na na na na na na na na)
When you're not scoring
(na na na na na na na na na)
This town get so boring
(na na na na na na na na na)
When you're not scoring
(na na na na na na na na na)
This town gets so boring
(na na na na na na na na na)
(Were all jack slaps here)
When you're not scoring
(na na na na na na na na na)
(Jack slaps with jack slap fear)
This town gets so boring
(na na na na na na na na na)
(Were lost on the same frountier)
When you're not scoring

Face the facts, Same Sphere
This town gets so boring
(na na na na na na na na na)
When you're not scoring
(na na na na na na na na na)
It gets so boring and you live right up the street
16 summers, lets make one complete...
Conversations with my bathroom mirror   are never the same   as when you're standing here   I'm chickenshit out on a brave frontier,   that teenage wasteland   so begins the Jack Slap Cheer      Your mom ain't home   she's out stripping for your education   Your dad's out marching for the NRA   I'm so damn bored   I'm crawling out of my skin   The devil's got more room to play      This town gets so boring   (na na na na na na na na na)   when you're not scoring   (na na na na na na na na na)   It gets so boring and you live right up the street   16 summers, let's make one complete      We're all Jack Slaps here   Jack Slaps, with Jack Slap fears   All lost on the same frontier   so face the facts and sing the Cheer   1,2,3,4   Your dad stepped out   He's .09 and on the highway   *singing along with the Rolling Stones   I can't get no satisfaction   damn, ain't that true*   Bring me home, don't send me home      This town gets so boring   (na na na na na na na na na)   When you're not scoring   (na na na na na na na na na)   It gets so boring and you live right up the street   16 summers, let's make one complete      This town gets so boring   (na na na na na na na na na)   When you're not scoring   (na na na na na na na na na)   This town get so boring   (na na na na na na na na na)   When you're not scoring   (na na na na na na na na na)   This town gets so boring   (na na na na na na na na na)   (Were all jack slaps here)   When you're not scoring   (na na na na na na na na na)   (Jack slaps with jack slap fear)   This town gets so boring   (na na na na na na na na na)   (Were lost on the same frountier)   When you're not scoring      Face the facts, Same Sphere   This town gets so boring   (na na na na na na na na na)   When you're not scoring   (na na na na na na na na na)   It gets so boring and you live right up the street   16 summers, lets make one complete...