They've got sex toys for sale in the toilets   Oh! Tell me what the devil they're trying to encourage!   A vast array of spirits for just a quid   About the same price as a soul   Oh! Tell me what they want to encourage!      Less decisive power than Deborah Woodruff   But at least she had some grace!   There's not a single birth control device   In this god forsaken place!      Take her to the glitterball tonight   She'll suck your dick for a Marlboro Light   Don't stop her getting in fights   'Cos that's just the way she moves, alright?      Dressed to kill in threads that barely conceal them   Tell me what the devil they're trying to encourage!   Armed with glitter bombs disguised as drinks   Because they won't let you in with a knife   What the fuck are they trying to encourage?!      She's looking for a fight with anyone   Who wants to look at her the way   That people do in disgust   At how she puts it on a plate      Take her to the glitterball tonight   She'll suck your dick for a Marlboro Light   Don't stop her getting in fights   'Cos that's just the way she moves, alright?      There's no harm being promiscuous   Just keep it inconspicuous like the rest   The rest of the girls who swapped their dreams for dirt      She's off her face on Tanqueray   I wonder what her dad would say   About her drinking underage   And getting in a state      She ain't no Margaux Hemingway   But she'll whop her tits out anyway   They're merely a distraction   From the vomit on her face      Take her to the glitterball tonight   She'll suck your dick for a Marlboro Light   Don't stop her getting in fights   'Cos that's just the way she moves, alright?      Glitter on the dirty pavement, glitter on the streets   Glitter on the dirty pavement, glitter on your cheek   Glitter on the dirty pavement, glitter on the streets   Glitter on the dirty pavement...   Glitterball same time, same place next week!